| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dr. McCarthy, we have three patients at 86th street |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | one at Franciscan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and another at ISH |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | two MIS TLIFs, an infection, and a PSO |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All but the infection should discharge |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell Ilya to take care of it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Christina can text him |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The fellows... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | uhhh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are both at a conference |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Christina on vacation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get all of these reps out of here. Fellows, residents, and staff, stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I never said they could leave! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is MY fellowship |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You think they come here for Rick Sasso? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The man doesn't even do TLIFs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The disrespect |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Me? Round? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Let alone on a weekend |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This will take two hours |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There are only five patients |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's a weekend! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's been years since you rounded on a weekend |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Not even my big sister rounds on weekends! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or my dad |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do I look like a Kraemer? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or a Kim? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am Mike McCarthy dammit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | MIKE MCCARTHY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have things to do on Saturday |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | a haircut |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and shop for a new car |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Boody and his stupid Alpina |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Makes me look poor |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd almost forgotten I'm from Arkansas |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Christina, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why does she take all these fun vacations |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and hasn't invited me once |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Is it not fun watching me operate? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | An honor is what it is |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | standing in the corner of my OR |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He only pretends to know your name anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've forgotten how to round anyway |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have to.. talk to them? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and listen |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and write a note |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someday when I run this place, no one can say I didn't earn it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I survive this weekend |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Beats operating with the fellows anyway |
